A Love Ballad

Intro: D A Bm G D A G D D A Bm She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare, G D Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair, A Bm From the start it was easy to see, G D A Bm This was the girl for me. G who cares if she was 83. D A Bm G D A Bm She could make me silent, she could make me shout. G D And she drove me wild with those dentures out. A Bm When we ate people said we were rude, G D cause i had to pre-chew her food. D A Bm G D A Bm Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face, G D I put my hand up her skirt...second base! A Bm We made love and the more i thrust, G D A Bm G the more the room was covered in dust... D A Bm G the room was covered in d-u-s-t A G Then one day i felt i chill A as i woke up from our bed G she was lying there real still, A my little lady was already dead. G the wake happened on a saturday night, A I just sat there and bowed my head. G А little girl was one my right, D Crying because her grandma was dead. and that little girl she... D A Bm Got me with her looks got me with her tears, G D Feminine beauty beyond her years, A Bm From the start it was easy to see. G That was the girl me. D A Bm G Who cares if she was only 3. Outro: D A G D