Intro: G Bm Em G Bm Em Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? G Bm Em Me Neither G Bm Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme Em but the right words just weren't there? G Bm Em Meat Cleaver G Bm Em The people in my life are like grains of sand G Bm Cause they stick together Yeah.. Em Often near my butt hole C D Em C D If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish G Bm A fish that's drowning C D If the artistic process is a birth canal Em C D Than I am a freshly jellied kid G Bm Come witness my crowning C D These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm N.C. Hashtag Deep G Bm Em *through this speaking part* If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? G Bm Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat Em instead of on your girlfriends face? G Bm Em Me neither.. Me neither! G Bm Have you ever wrote a song note for note Em and not a single note was out of place? Duh. (Play random chords here) G Bm Em The people in my life are like blades of grass How? G Bm Em Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! C D Art is a harlot Em C And I am her sassy urban friend D G Bm Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? C D Em If momma is right and the world is my oyster C D G Bm Than I must have an allergy to shellfish C You don't know D How could you know G D C If life makes you wish you were dead G D C Just put on a good movie and then promptly D put a bullet in your head G D C G D Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison C D to living the dream D Hashtag Deep Outro: G Bm Em